i’m jennifer and i sometimes forget about this tumblr. email me at holder.jennifer@gmail.com if you want, but i don’t know why you would. lady beard design by Laurel Randolph - laurele.tumblr.comTumblr (3.0; @theladybeard)http://www.theladybeard.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3mZ1zV1l2KQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3mZ1zV1l2KQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>um, BEYOND LOVE this. especially that long-haired little dude that is a future rocker in the making.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/437246965http://www.theladybeard.com/post/437246965Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:01:46 -0500<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_d47751f7a0"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=d47751f7a0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=d47751f7a0" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_d47751f7a0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/434677432/raaaaaaaandy-declares-war-on-justin-bieber-did">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on Justin Bieber</b></p> <p>Did Justin Bieber steal his hit song “Baby” from Randy and Dave Sitek? Watch this video and make up your own mind.</p> <p>#BieberStolefromRandy</p> </blockquote> <p>i now have that song in my head.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/435059179http://www.theladybeard.com/post/435059179Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:59:49 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyts95QZF51qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>here is the list of things my mother just sent me in the mail:</p> <ul> <li>a penguin ornament from Cracker Barrel</li> <li>8 Venus razorheads</li> <li>8 Goo Goo Clusters</li> <li>a cleaning scraper in the shape of an egg</li> <li>an egg separator in the shape of an egg</li> <li>a “free gift” from Clinique</li> <li>a flashlight keychain</li> <li>a box with candy a small yo-yo in it</li> <li>an insulated bag to carry lunch in with my initials on it</li> <li>a 2010 Tennessee calendar</li> <li>random junk mail</li> <li>a ball of yarn with 2 eyes and a note attached that says “I’m a fit. Tis the season when something or someone will get you stressed, Don’t get mad…just pitch a fit and you’ll feel better. Merry Christmas, Jeanette”</li> </ul> <p>I love my mother, and you should all be completely jealous.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/428762855http://www.theladybeard.com/post/428762855Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:15:00 -0500<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/kg_OSn7yP4paQzX-U_gYTQ" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/kg_OSn7yP4paQzX-U_gYTQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>of course sarah palin’s dad loves jay leno. and of course jay leno’s audience loves her. also, her “monologue” is pretty painful, but not more painful than her political career.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/426658210http://www.theladybeard.com/post/426658210Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:28:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iu2W69tmjaE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iu2W69tmjaE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://andrewschmidt.tumblr.com/post/424575034/whiskerino-booms-beard-i-suddenly-find">andrewschmidt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://whiskerino.tumblr.com/post/424476936/booms-beard">whiskerino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Boom’s Beard.</p> </blockquote> <p>I suddenly find myself a Clippers fan.</p> </blockquote> <p>i’ve always wanted to have a beard, now i can!</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/424586732http://www.theladybeard.com/post/424586732Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:31:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyou6nL1cS1qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MUSTACHE!</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/423437516http://www.theladybeard.com/post/423437516Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:08:47 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoelpsLxC1qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>she was congratulating him on quitting his job. i didn’t know this.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/422758044http://www.theladybeard.com/post/422758044Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:32:13 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyo4tthMfn1qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ever notice how the top of a Cadbury Creme Egg looks like a vagina?</p> <p>Happy Easter!</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/422425037http://www.theladybeard.com/post/422425037Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:01:05 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kylap8miNA1qz681fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hayekd.tumblr.com/post/419357185/changes-have-begun">hayekd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Changes have begun.</p> </blockquote> <p>i took this! yeah, beards!</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420628979http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420628979Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:47:26 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymb1rrSaO1qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my belly says yum with meat pants, a parsley belt and bean arms.</p> <p>(my addition)</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420292135http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420292135Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:20:15 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymaxuySTK1qzjxblo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my belly says yum with meat pants and parsley belt</p> <p>(additions by <a href="http://tromant.tumblr.com/">Todd</a>)</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420289056http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420289056Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:17:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym3ojvRb71qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my belly says yum</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420084665http://www.theladybeard.com/post/420084665Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:41:00 -0500<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/25/dina-lohan-wears-lindsays_n_476298.html">Seriously, people worry about this shit?</a>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/411458988http://www.theladybeard.com/post/411458988Thu, 25 Feb 2010 12:43:35 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxjjvu4N4I1qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Washington Post has some <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2010/02/04/GA2010020403805.html?hpid=artslot">really awesome pictures</a> of the snowfall. More is expected tomorrow. Glad I’m in NYC.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/378616273http://www.theladybeard.com/post/378616273Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:04:42 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxjgfdSp7a1qzx9wpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wordshurtsogood.tumblr.com/post/378512827/ive-been-getting-some-interesting-responses-from">wordshurtsogood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve been getting some interesting responses from this <a title="Time Out NY thing" href="http://wordshurtsogood.tumblr.com/post/367481559/you-guys-should-check-out-the-time-out-ny-this">Time Out NY thing</a>, and I will be posting snippets, but I needed to post this one in it’s entirety. I also needed to post it as a screenshot, so that you could see the different fonts and emoticons. I blacked out a few things to protect the not-so-innocent, and left one picture for to see. Please note the subject line is a Fwd. Enjoy.</p> </blockquote> <p>His picture has playful all over it. I vote MIKE!</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/378521841http://www.theladybeard.com/post/378521841Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:56:59 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxa6wtvUnq1qzlrw8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laurele.tumblr.com/post/369259041/a-very-limited-number-of-lady-beard-prints-are-now" class="tumblr_blog">laurele</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A very limited number of Lady Beard prints are now available!</p> <p>I love this lady dearly, but she has caused me grief. These prints aren’t perfect, but that’s also why they’re lovable. Just look at that hair!</p> <p>She is a little over 8 inches tall and 8 inches wide, on a white sheet of high-quality 10x11 paper. Hand silk screened print, black ink. The ribbons are hand colored (color varies, according to my whim). This picture is a scan of the actual print, undoctored.</p> <p>Pass this along and let me know if you’re <a title="e-mail" href="mailto:laurelrandolph@gmail.com">interested</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/369305372http://www.theladybeard.com/post/369305372Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:36:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwt7qbHFEt1qzrjnfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dontstaylong.tumblr.com/post/352725170/its-official-jeremy-davis-has-the-cutest-damn">dontstaylong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s official. <a href="http://www.jeremyokaidavis.com">Jeremy Davis</a> has the cutest damn dog in existence.</p> </blockquote> <p>i personally like that dirty toilet bowl more…but to each their own.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/352942192http://www.theladybeard.com/post/352942192Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:06:58 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8434090&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8434090&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8434090&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>my cousin playing guitar. she’s 5, and already a professional.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/308169799http://www.theladybeard.com/post/308169799Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:19:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8332016&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8332016&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8332016&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>SNOW!!</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/295196051http://www.theladybeard.com/post/295196051Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:00:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1n1cdRpS1qzjxblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>made this for laurel.</p> <p>listen to <a href="http://www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=6E0QOGHX">this</a> while looking at it.</p>http://www.theladybeard.com/post/266668549http://www.theladybeard.com/post/266668549Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:15:12 -0500